chow (CHOW)

walked up to the plate
looked at it for a long time
ate it anyway

stakers eat.

a chow in a straw hat, squinting
five chows in straw hats on blue, with a fan, an abacus and firecrackers

find a place to stake

  1. reading the chain…

all of it in the pool100% of supply. nothing kept back.

nobody can pull itthe pool positions live in contracts with no withdraw. how the lock works

fees feed stakers1% on every swap streams to stakers in CHOW, ETH and USDG. exit takes 3 days.

no one is in chargeno admin, no owner, no upgrade path. the code is the whole team.

there is no official app. build one, get paid.

the contract pays whoever runs a staking site: up to 10% of every claim through it, forever. register once. no permission, no team to ask. best site wins the ranking above.

1. register once2. set your fee, up to 10%3. every claim pays you

how the liquidity is locked

  1. all 1,000,000,000 CHOW went into two uniswap v4 pools at launch. CHOW/ETH and CHOW/USDG, 1% fee. no wallet got any.
  2. each pool position is owned by a contract, not a person. 0x1fEb…87A8 holds CHOW/ETH · 0x0026…08C3 holds CHOW/USDG
  3. those contracts have no function that removes liquidity. no owner, no timelock, no upgrade. the source is verified on the explorer, read it: the only things it can do are collect fees and push them to stakers.
  4. so CHOW only leaves a pool when someone buys it. nobody can withdraw what has no withdraw.

token 0x05D8024AB2Cf9c1CfbCdB1Ac755790d406A0DfF6 · staking 0x584FdC51811D9a53e18cd0673027C0A27c2b5eb6 · robinhood chain 4663

static file on arweave, served by any gateway. no server, no tracking, no owner.

brand kit

blue #0267F9. hat never changes. logo face never changes. everything else is yours. every file is permanent on arweave; tap to open, save as.

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